The shiny letters in front make you sexually irresistible and send a clear message to the rest of the world. That message? Sexy. The rear of the hat displays Hovey's embroidered logo and sends another message to the world. That message? "I am a genius with perfect taste in music."
Look at the leather. Look how I slide it. Infinite options, infinite sizes.
The brim is a mirror. I like the reflection. It got me reflecting on headwear perfection.
If Dr. Seuss was alive and he heard Hovey's track, then Cat in the hat would be wearing this hat!